Tag Archives: children

Resigning as an Adult

Posted on July 2, 2010 by rich

I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8 year-old again. I want to go to McDonald’s and think that it’s a four star restaurant. I … Continue reading →

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Toddler Property Law

Posted on July 2, 2010 by rich

If I like it, it’s mine. If I can take it from you, it’s mine. If I’m doing or building something, it’s mine. If it looks just like mine, it’s mine. If it’s in my hand, it’s mine. If I … Continue reading →

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Not so Famous Quotes

Posted on July 2, 2010 by rich

Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. – Red Buttons Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he … Continue reading →

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Letter from Camp

Posted on July 2, 2010 by rich

Dear Mom and Dad, Our Scoutmaster told us all write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and worried. We are okay. Only one of our tents and two sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily, none … Continue reading →

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Kids and Proverbs

Posted on July 2, 2010 by rich

(A Cute One) A FIRST GRADE TEACHER collected old, well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and had them come up with the rest of it. As you shall make your … Continue reading →

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