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The Prostitute’s Party
A story told by a man named Tony Campolo. Tony is a Christian, a sociologist, a college professor and a speaker, so he gets asked to go and give presentations all over the place. One time he was called from … Continue reading →
Resigning as an Adult
I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8 year-old again. I want to go to McDonald’s and think that it’s a four star restaurant. I … Continue reading →
Male Language Patterns
“I can’t find it.” REALLY MEANS “It didn’t fall into my outstretched hands, so I’m completely clueless.” “That’s women’s work.” REALLY MEANS “It’s dirty, difficult and thankless.” “Will you marry me?” REALLY MEANS “Both my roommates have moved out, I … Continue reading →
Letter from Camp
Dear Mom and Dad, Our Scoutmaster told us all write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and worried. We are okay. Only one of our tents and two sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily, none … Continue reading →
Jordan Management Consultants
Alverstoke Leadership Course Jesus, Son of Joseph Woodcrafters’ Carpenter Shop Nazareth 26922 Dear Sir Thank you for submitting the resume for the twelve men you have picked for management positions in your new organisation. After the tests and interviews we … Continue reading →
Faith
Two nuns travelling in a car when it runs out of petrol. The senior nun says to the junior nun, “You go and get some petrol from the garage we saw a couple of miles ago.” However, all they could … Continue reading →
Luke 14 v 7-11
A man who considers himself rich and important is invited to a banquet where people from all types gather. Seeing the President the rich man walks and sits down on the seat next to him. He is there only a … Continue reading →
An Interview with God
Unknown I dreamed I had an interview with God. “Come in,” God said. “So, you would like to interview Me?” “If you have the time,” I said. God smiled and said, “My time is eternity and is enough to do … Continue reading →
Lord’s Baseball Team
Bob was caught up in the spirit where he and the Lord stood by to observe a baseball game. The Lord’s team was playing Satan’s team. The Lord’s team was at bat, the score was tied zero to zero, and … Continue reading →
An Interview with God
Unknown I dreamed I had an interview with God. “Come in,” God said. “So, you would like to interview Me?” “If you have the time,” I said. God smiled and said, “My time is eternity and is enough to do … Continue reading →